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Quotes "
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"Use soft words and
hard arguments."
- Anonymous
"No pressure, no diamonds." - Mary
Case
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Annual
Neologism Contest
The
Washington Post has published the winning submissions
to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to
supply alternate meanings for common words.
And
the winners are:
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Coffee
(n.), the person upon whom one coughs. |
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Flabbergasted
(adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. |
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Abdicate
(v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach. |
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Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while
drunk. |
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Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which
you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. |
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Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. |
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Gargoyle
(n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. |
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Flatulence
(n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you
are run over by a steamroller. |
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Balderdash
(n.), a rapidly receding hairline. |
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Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. |
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Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted
by proctologists. |
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Winners
of the previous contest |
Congratulations to all the winners of our last contest,
'PUZZLED'. One lucky entry was selected from every region.
Your prizes are on the way.
Praveen Kavdia, Manager Accounts, Sidheegram, Veraval.
Pankaj Chaniara, Officer (Techno Marketing), Junagadh.
Chirag Shah, Asst. Manager-Accounts & Finance,
Mumbai.
Bhargave
Dave, Regional Head (Sales), Rajkot.
H.M. Khunti, Sr Officer (Payroll Admin) Ranavav.
Saveria Amanto, Admin. Assistant, Monarch Plastics
Ltd, Ontario.
N. J. Pauli, GM Materials, SCOUL, Uganda.
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Science
with a smile
Funny
Answers to Science Test Questions
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"When
you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe,
you expire." |
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"H2O
is hot water, and CO2 is cold water" |
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"Three
kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars." |
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"Blood flows down one leg and up the other." |
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"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon.
All water tends towards the moon, because there
is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.
I forget where the sun joins in this fight." |
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"To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the
cow." |
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HARE
BRAINED |
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Haretown
and Tortoiseville are 40 miles apart. A hare travels at 7 miles
per hour from Haretown to Tortoiseville, while a tortoise travels
at 1 mile per hour from Tortoiseville to Haretown.
If both set out at the same time, how many miles will the hare
have to travel before meeting the tortoise en route?
Can you solve this problem? Email your entries to cynthia@mehtagroup.com
or send in your entries with your name, designation and location
to Cynthia Rodricks at the Head Office address, Mumbai. One
lucky winner will be picked from the correct entries from each
location. Look out for the answer in the next issue.
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